disvalue:

girls who like being choked during sex are neato

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via death---knell)

I’m switching to a PS4 eventually but I need some more XBL friends. 

I play Payday 2, Minecraft, Halo 4

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

(via gnash-away-at-my-insides)

moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

(via servant-of-the-earth)

f-allujah:

Compilation of my favorites.

(via servant-of-the-earth)

(Source: wynn1ng, via absnthangl)

comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

(via vallaton)

did-you-kno:

France was still executing people with guillotines when the movie Star Wars came out.

Source

reddlr-trees:

My friend used his 3D printer to make this toad bong

maddie!